The Unhoneymooners

  • Author: Christina Lauren
  • Narrator: Cynthia Farrell
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
  • Duration: 9:07:15



Starred reviews from Kirkus Reviews * Publishers Weekly * Library Journal

Named a “Must-Read” by TODAY, Us Weekly, Bustle, BuzzFeed, Goodreads, Entertainment Weekly, Publishers Weekly, Southern Living, Book Riot, Woman’s Day, The Toronto Star, and more!

For two sworn enemies, anything can happen during the Hawaiian trip of a lifetime—maybe even love—in this romantic comedy from the New York Times bestselling authors of Roomies.

Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion . . . she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.

Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo.

Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is . . . Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be.

With Christina Lauren’s “uniquely hilarious and touching voice” (Entertainment Weekly), The Unhoneymooners is a romance for anyone who has ever felt unlucky in love.


  • 001 UnHoneymooners Open

    Duration: 38s
  • 002 UnHoneymooners Chapter1

    Duration: 22min
  • 003 UnHoneymooners Chapter2

    Duration: 26min
  • 004 UnHoneymooners Chapter3

    Duration: 18min
  • 005 UnHoneymooners Chapter4

    Duration: 32min
  • 006 UnHoneymooners Chapter5

    Duration: 25min
  • 007 UnHoneymooners Chapter6

    Duration: 35min
  • 008 UnHoneymooners Chapter7

    Duration: 28min
  • 009 UnHoneymooners Chapter8

    Duration: 23min
  • 010 UnHoneymooners Chapter9

    Duration: 57min
  • 011 UnHoneymooners Chapter10

    Duration: 33min
  • 012 UnHoneymooners Chapter11

    Duration: 30min
  • 013 UnHoneymooners Chapter12

    Duration: 21min
  • 014 UnHoneymooners Chapter13

    Duration: 18min
  • 015 UnHoneymooners Chapter14

    Duration: 15min
  • 016 UnHoneymooners Chapter15

    Duration: 34min
  • 017 UnHoneymooners Chapter16

    Duration: 22min
  • 018 UnHoneymooners Chapter17

    Duration: 14min
  • 019 UnHoneymooners Chapter18

    Duration: 13min
  • 020 UnHoneymooners Chapter19

    Duration: 24min
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